Sharing things that bring me joy with all of you lovelies. I'm a trainer. I'm one of those lucky people who decided that if you hate what you do for a living, you should stop doing it and go find something you're passionate about. Best advice I ever took. Enjoy the world, people. Make it yours, make it good, make it matter. Be a better human. That's what I'm trying to do. It's a pretty awesome gig.

 

nerdist:

This activates my happy center. Thank you, Apple! (and twitter user @mycerebrallife for sending it to me)

damn.  that’s cute.

nerdist:

This activates my happy center. Thank you, Apple! (and twitter user @mycerebrallife for sending it to me)

damn.  that’s cute.

outofficial:

“If a director doesn’t want me, that’s their fucking loss.” — James McAvoy

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every time i see his face the true blood theme song pops in my head.

Really Though

Do you ever send a straightforward email only to receive a convoluted email back with a bunch of questions that blow your mind and all you can think is, “what about this was so complicated?”

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: *shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

this is my favorite of all nightvalean everything.

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

this is my favorite of all nightvalean everything.

(Source: sickassbonedragon)

i had SO MUCH FUN at Ragnar DC!  Cumberland, Md to National Harbor.  200.5 miles.  My three legs were all just under 7 miles.  The ankle held up & I feel great!  My team was amazing.  Looking forward to trail in 2015!

i had SO MUCH FUN at Ragnar DC!  Cumberland, Md to National Harbor.  200.5 miles.  My three legs were all just under 7 miles.  The ankle held up & I feel great!  My team was amazing.  Looking forward to trail in 2015!

eatgeekplay:

So this happened today! @therealkevinsmith is going to be on this weeks podcast.

that’s so exciting!  mr. smith is looking slim!

eatgeekplay:

So this happened today! @therealkevinsmith is going to be on this weeks podcast.

that’s so exciting!  mr. smith is looking slim!